What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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