I wish life had little blips of pornography
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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