yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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