New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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