Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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