Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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