Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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