have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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