Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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