Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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