Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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