u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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