I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
