That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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