Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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