There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
