I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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