Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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