dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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