All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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