Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
