You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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