You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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