i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
