Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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