Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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