You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
the raccoons are back...
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