rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Houston, we have a blender
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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