kristin has been a bad kristin
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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