How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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