we're blogging at a bar
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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