I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just want nice things and good sex
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
