Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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