I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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