Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
