she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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