Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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