i'm lost and i look like a hooker
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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