if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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