we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We have started to decorate penises.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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