READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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