I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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