I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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