I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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