How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
