So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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