He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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