Little spoons don't ask big questions
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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