doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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