you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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