i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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