So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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