flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
we're so committed to being not committed
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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